Yeah, it's really relevant that she has a kid. you probably want the kid in the dance next time. Who gives a fuck where the moeny goes. I love how this idiot keeps on ranting about it - he got rolled by a dancer - don't you realize the more you go on about it the stupider you look? Go on with your life. Nobody cares how much you hate the dancer because you got an air dance - man you are a scary son of a bitch. Everyone gets promises from a dancer they don't follow through on - grow up.
It's aight t'know if some skank gots a kid. Dey jibe all de time about not havin' one. It tells me if deir snatch be all blown out likes de grand kinyon, gots any unattractive stretch marks, and if dey're workin' deer to suppo't deys pimp or baby Big Daddy. ah' wants' young fresh dancers not ones dat is worn out and dat gots baggage.
Are you kidding me?! The original reviewer could have destroyed her with the informational resources that they have the ability to tap into. The information are facts and what SHE has disclosed to hundreds of customers --What is the a moral benchmark and etiquette to review strippers and strip joints. I got solid information that was useful out of that review. You dont like it ? Then move on. Just ignore it and end it that. Body asthetics, personality, drama quotient, apperance, dance history are all legitimate reference points. So get with it douche bag and quit trying to kiss her ass... you're being played you idiot.
Now, I'm confused. I thought your problem with Lili was that she wasn't a whore. Now you call her one. You really have to make up your mind, I'm getting so torn. So, you're angry that prostitution wasn't available to you in the club? Perhaps you should talk to management, or better yet, call Lansing police and tell them that your dancer wouldn't grease your pole. Like you thought your $100 would get you. I'm sure they'll support you.
Nice post Lily. What is it?? your bitch ass customers call you out and tell you about your review. Waaaaa...get outta high school you hoe. Keep dancing for the rest of your life suckering old dudes for air dances. Just change your name to sassy....
No, you're a fool who goes to a Vu club thinking he's going to get "extras". lol. A fool and his money are soon parted. Try Bogarts or Penthouse. Or better yet, go around the block, go to centerfolds. You can find exactly what you're looking for. Try being a wise consumer, instead of angry shouting 3 inch penis.
I'm a strip club customer with a brain, dick and spine at the same time. You have been transformed into ass licking sycophants (read: george carlin, "'the pussyfication of the american man'") who would rather choke on a girls shit than tell the truth. Continue to suck up and refrain from telling the real truth about this club and dancers. LDV sucks and only pathetic losers get hustled by lily.
Damn, totally unnecessary. If you know that much about Lily, you also know you're in the Vu and aren't going to get that much mileage to begin with. Why beat up on her? She's usually pretty clear about her limits - I dance with her now and then and enjoy that sweet little body and that she's funny as hell. What she does at home isn't any of my business. Damn, dude, get a life. Or start banging guys. Because it's clear you don't like girls.
Waste of money, no mileage, she is a waste
of your money, all air dances, will try to hustle you with the sales pitch of hers, but beware, she got no mileage, all whack dances, by the time you off load a hundred you're like, bitch, get the fuck out of my way, i get off more in a porno, for free. She used to fuck the manager for a while, shawn, who has since been fired for not showing up to work. Also has a kid to support and a deadbeat baby daddy. She's good to look at, thats it. Hustler to the core. mostly dayshifter.
Lily is nice girl to look at. Is she as nice in the vip room? I know one should do some lap dances first but that doesn't relate well with how the vip will be. Personal experiences are worth their weigh in gold. Any info would be appreciated.
Got it. It was a good joke then. Too many people trash good dancers here - it's still a higher quality than a lot of clubs. A lot of newer dancers are hit or miss, agreed. The ones you mentioned are here as long as they are because they're successful.
Oops, my mistake. Passion was not one of the dancers, it was Lily. All the others were there with Lily=deja vu. Trust me, I did look hard and saw one new girl who had an attitude that left me cold. By the way I did not say anything bad about the dancers.
Uptight a holes. No shorts to prevent handjobs so they can watch it on camera??? Yet, dancers can get completely nude and grind their nasty bare crotches and unwiped asses on your groin till you cum on them. Oh ya thats sooooo much better. Dumb asses.
NO one knows the rules as they change according to Tom's mood on a daily basis. No shorts, hoodiess, sweat pants, no rap music...blah blah blah. That's why no regulars come here anymore...and the response to new dancers...they DONT come back after trying this club. 29 something is more like 40 something. Ummm...sassy for example.
So...what ARE the rules in the VIP now? I had heard about the no-short things but was told recently that the "no shorts" rule also included a "no workout pants" type thing (though no one had ever said this to me in the months I had gone before.
Anybody KNOW anything here? Is this really a rule and are there any others?
There are several new girls, apparently you're not looking close enough. I love how one guy posts, lists a bunch of veterans who don't all work on the same days and pretends they were the only ones there. Usual Vu bashers. Yeah, some are obviously bored with stage dances, but that's not what they're there to sell. A lot of these girls are still quite sexy and give incredible dances, given the restrictions. I've reached heights of pleasure with a number of the vets you mention. And the new ones, well I'm waiting to find one who will go there with me. So, you guys who spend 10 dollars on admission then bitch about 29 year old faces, who cares? I've seen at least 20 new dancers this year.
Uptight management, and uptight dancers because of the ridiculous rules and oversight, and overpriced admission and dancer drinks. This club doesn't adjust to changing times. Too expensive for a juice bar. If they had hotter dancers, i would pay....but as the last poster says, he hasn't returned in ages and when he does it's the same old girls...really old girls, from before. Just awful!.
Don't agree that's it's the dancers who are so uptight. I know several dancers who would show a good time if they weren't being constantly watched on monitors and being harrassed by dancers who don't want to do anything and try to force the other ones to do the same. Put any number of these girls in a room without a monitor and you'd get Detroit action if the price were right.
Overrated and in desperate need of better Dancers. Need better waitresses too. One got pissy with me the other day cause i kept refusing to buy $10 soda for a dancer. Blame management not me sweetie. Why spend $10 for pop when I know the dancers can get it on their own for $1. The policy here is just silly....
Granted Tracy was nice to look at and even nicer to get a dance with but she was no super stripper. With all the raving about her in the past means one of two things. One is she was over rated by fans or the club is in need of better dancers. I will let you decide.
Glad your mourning period for Tracy has begun, and we can pretend that there is no other woman worth living for, or worth dancing with. There are plenty of new dancers, I do agree that it is a question whether the new ones will be able to do what she and a few of the older ones can and do do with entertainment. Look, it's ok to fall for dancers, not ok to pretend the club has nothing else to offer. Look at some of the late 20 girls who can work men just as well. Catalina, Khloe, and a few others have the capacity to provide that kind of entertainment. You want that kind of entertainment from a dancer? Dance regularly, form a close relationship and know what it is - Tracy won't remember you in a year, boys. Get real.
Tracy was 30 something years old. No"young" girl will ever fill her void, There will be no one like her, she was old school dancer, very nice and knew about customer service. There are never any new dancers here, and the ones that are left are old and bitter. Unfortuntately the younger girls left know nothing about how to dance, make money, or how to hustle a customer.
Lol. Nothing better than the amusement of this fool who has nothing better to do than to constantly bring up Tracy, bringing up the same silly tactic? Who is Tracy? I've never seen her, when does she work? He used to pull this crap on two sheds until he got laughed off. Dude, haven't you eaten her out often enough on alternate Mondays for the last few years to know who she is and when she's in the club? Love the girl, she's beautiful, and I wouldn't mind a taste myself, but really, find a new approach to shill for her. All one has to do is go down the archives to read this same stupid shit again and again. Kills any realy discussion of this club, which is getting pretty dead here anyway. Too bad, it used to be fun to read this board..
She's a druggie and a liar. Carter has been there for the club for years. And they believe this whore over him. And He was fired and should get unemployment benefits but cheap ass tom said he quit and won't pay him.
On my last visit I happened to see Tracy, wow what a pleasant surprise. I thought she had quit, haven't seen her in ages. Even though new younger girls are exciting to watch Tracy is experienced and real. Must find out her schedule and get a dance.
I quit going years ago. You have no idea what's going on here because they never advertise any of their specials or rule changes. Besides, they never have any new girls. They may for a day and then they get chased out or get sick of the stupid drama. The older dancers need to quit. They may be nice, but if I wanted to talk to a nice old lady I'd go to the retirement center.
If anyone has ever been to the ypsi vu. There are two girls that work there that are best friends. Jenny & Hailey, they are rumored to be working at the lansing joint a few times a month.. Completely opposite of each other but so hott together. Hailey is a very little girl about 5'2 without shoes, dark reddish hair, small frame; but amazing boobs and ass. They are smaller but fit her frame perfectly & big green eyes that are amazing. Jenny is taller about 5'11 with shoes, tan and an amazing boob job done. They both always have their hair poofed, and if you can get them both on the back couches, DO it. you will not be disappointed..
What's this bullshit about a dress code, no shorts, now no sweatpants. This club is trying to stop even more customers from coming to this place. Be careful management or there will very few in attendance.
When Harry is there everyone pretends to be working and the older dancers hide in the back. The waitresses usually sit on their asses and don't even serve me, but they we're running around like chickens sat. nite pretending to be busy. They purposely sent a 12 year old looking dancer to keep Harry the owner preoccupied...it was gabrielle...funny to watch it all transpire. This place is a joke....
SO ...I noticed the girls finally getting out of the dressing room and the waitresses not sitting on their asses at the bar collecting a paycheck. Why? Because the owner Harry was in there. It was obvious. Business still sucked and the older dancers STILL there. Once Harry leaves, it will return to the same old crap....
Why do some of the older ladies show up during the day shift. They are over the hill, get next to or no dances, just stage time with no tippers and chatty and watching the other girls. Are they that desperate or have no clue what to do after they are used up?
quit pickin on the dancers. They need money fo they keedz and to put foo on the table. They bridge cards don't have enough on them. I say de opposite, they should hire only women 30 and above. Dey needs the money most, not the young ones. dey need to start out at MaacDonalds.
The owners are doing the right thing ridding this club of the cancerous older dancers, and even the younger ones that have a poor work ethic. The owners don't need to ask the customers what they want bc all the customers with money have left and all that remains are broke bastards that come in everyday and spend no money. The dancers still hide in the dressing room and bitch, and no wonder they make no money, All the owners need to do is walk in here to know this is true. I just spent $500 at omars where they have new attractive fun girls everyday. The Vu sucks.
This is truly where the market forces of supply and demand rule. If you supply the $$$$$$$, then you can demand nothing but young voluptuous hotties. If not, then then others will be supplying the $$$$$ and keeping the 29+ dancers around.
Do some spring cleaning...this place is losing all of its dancers to Omars. Get rid of all dancers above 29. Theres no reason a 18 yo and up club has to watch women older than their mothers dance here, it's disgusting. Move on old bags...your glory days are over.
When I entered the club there were only five customers so I thought it would be a good time. Wrong. Only one dancer caught my attention but she was completely occupied by her regulars. After two hours left with money still in my pants.
I am always more than pleased with my visit to the Vu but then I have a couple ATFs so thats the reason I go. If there are other beauties there great. The lower price would be nice so I could tip more to the dancer, her money.
You make some good points. $15 dancers. Winner winner chicken dinner. Both sides win. Most reasonable guys will tip the $5 to the girls as we did in the 80s and 90s so they are happy too. 3 for 25? now that might be asking for a lot.
The NFL players are locked out. The NBA players might strike. We should go on strike too for hot dancers and lower prices!
Will not come back to this place until prices go down. For a juice bar the prices are way too high. The economy is bad, and dances should go back to 90's rates. $15 dances, 3 for 25, and everyday they should have $100 VIP. secondly, wont go back until they get new girls. This crew they have now is pathetic, rude, and never come out of the dressing room. Who's running this place?? I want Charlie Sheen to manage this place....at least he would get hot girls in here...DUH!
If I wanted to see the same woman for five years, I would have stayed home with the wife. This place is dead. Go elsewhere. I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed this place has the same non exciting girls for the last five years with no one new. Booooring.....
There are several day time girls I get very excited about and they have been there for over five years. And yes, I would get excited to see additional new younger girls to add icing to the cake. Maybe some of the ones mentioned on the night shift.
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